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GRANOLA IS UGLY
Let me tell
you the story
Of how I came to hate granola
I was on my camel in South Africa
Searching forebola
When a mighty sea monkey jumped in my way
He didn't have ebola
But he had some granola
When I smelled the granola
It knocked me out cold
He kidnapped me and took me to his lair
More granola was waiting for me there
For days and weeks he forced granola on me
"granola, granola, granola", said he
It is good for boys like you and me
One day when he was unsuspecting
I took his granola and put grape nuts in it's place
This killed the poor sea monkey
So I was free, free, free from the granola of the monkey
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JANE IS PLAIN
It is 11:24
and I feel no pain
But Jane has some pain
She fell off her horse
But did not get back on
For she was afraid of falling off
So she will reside at McDonald's
The rest of her days
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LIVER
Liver how it
is rojo
I eat it in slivers but
It does not come that way
The Livers origin is from
The stomach region of the cow
Cows graze on grass and eat salt and that
Makes the liver taste good
The butcher gets the liver For me
And I eat it
Even though I have ate liver for years
It still makes me shiver
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